i has a kyledog

• 2009-11-05

  I'm changing my title to Section 5 Level 15 Designer

  1. me: why's it the best day ever Miss?
  2. megan: just got a promotion
  3. megan: woo
  4. me: congrats!
  5. megan: thanks!
  6. me: to what exactly?
  7. megan: Level 3
  8. megan: it's actually pretty sweet to have gotten promoted to a 3 before I've even been working here for 3 years
  9. me: ...

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  And if it’s going to cost $600 or $700 for a CrunchPad, which only supports Web surfing, it’s going to be tricky to compete with better devices from tech giants that cost just a few hundred dollars more. (For instance, the forthcoming Apple tablet, which could cost less than $1,000.)

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  Super impressed with this speculation from Dan Frommer. I don’t think I could have speculated more if I tried.

  1. He pulled that $600-$700 right outta nowhere.
  2. The Apple tablet (which is pure speculation) doesn’t exist. And it doesn’t have a price either.

  Takes crazy talent to chain so many speculations together.

• 2009-10-25

  And what’s the point of checking in on Foursquare at a ticketed event that no one else can get into. You might as well tweet “I’m a dick” and be done with it.

  — Awesome quote by Paul Carr

• 2009-10-13

  Will never grow tired of Explosions in the Sky

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  It is better to have knyled and lost than to never have knyled at all

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  c3

  I have such ridiculous friends

• 2009-10-01

  Nobody wants to work freelance forever, people usually do it in the hopes of starting their own thing.

  — 

  Comment on my blog

  I think he may have missed what freelance means.

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  This might be true if my mom worked at the POST office. Get it? Fuck, kill me now.

  thedthawk:

  Me: do you see a submit button
  Patricia: your mom is a submit button
  Patricia: bam
  Patricia: -_-
  Patricia: i go to hell

  Oh, give it a REST. Everyone GETs it.

• 2009-09-24

  If you wish to bake an apple pie, you must first invent the universe. (via @jugrley, @tilor)

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  Anyway, stop kneathing

  1. court3nay: my belief (this week) is that any given app should have one kilorick of complexity
  2. court3nay: whereas [App A] has about four kiloricks.
  3. court3nay: and like.. [App B] has about 0.5kilorick
  4. kyle: um, a kilorick would be 1,000 ricks
  5. kyle: don't you mean a milirick?
  6. court3nay: well it's a measure of scale
  7. court3nay: like picofarad
  8. kyle: If it takes 1,000 ricks to build
  9. kyle: then no mortals dare touch it
  10. court3nay: no not a literal rick
  11. court3nay: it's like milisconds
  12. court3nay: anyway
  13. court3nay: stop kneathing

• 2009-09-23

  

  I want to send this to every girl in my address book and perhaps propose to the first one to respond correctly. Or perhaps that’s a bad idea.