November 2009
6 posts
“No word from Popular Mechanics yet on whether they get to keep their product of...”
– From CrunchPad Saga Ends Bizarrely
“And then she went away
And she’s not coming back
And I’m pretty...”
– Alkaline Trio - She Took Him to the Lake
“Due to the nature of the band, it is unclear who exactly is a member of United...”
– United Nations
Been listening to their self-titled album a bit lately (which is pretty damn amazing), but holy shit this is the most fucked up band history I’ve ever read. Oh, and “emo power-violence” ? Best fucking genre name ever.
I'm changing my title to Section 5 Level 15...
me: why's it the best day ever Miss?
megan: just got a promotion
megan: woo
me: congrats!
megan: thanks!
me: to what exactly?
megan: Level 3
megan: it's actually pretty sweet to have gotten promoted to a 3 before I've even been working here for 3 years
me: ...
“And if it’s going to cost $600 or $700 for a CrunchPad, which only...”
– Super impressed with this speculation from Dan Frommer. I don’t think I could have speculated more if I tried.
He pulled that $600-$700 right outta nowhere.
The Apple tablet (which is pure speculation) doesn’t exist. And it doesn’t have a price either.
Takes crazy talent to... 