Anyway, stop kneathing
court3nay: my belief (this week) is that any given app should have one kilorick of complexity
court3nay: whereas [App A] has about four kiloricks.
court3nay: and like.. [App B] has about 0.5kilorick
kyle: um, a kilorick would be 1,000 ricks
kyle: don't you mean a milirick?
court3nay: well it's a measure of scale
court3nay: like picofarad
kyle: If it takes 1,000 ricks to build
kyle: then no mortals dare touch it
court3nay: no not a literal rick
court3nay: it's like milisconds
court3nay: stop kneathing
There are times I wish I was a millionaire
Her: I want to go to the beach. :(
Me: Let's go to Manuel Antonio. I'll show you a beach.
Me: When I accidentally find a couple thousand dollars somewhere. It's in Costa Rica.
I can hear the wind whispering your name. Twice the encouragement of the real...– Mew - 156
The memes have become self aware
mattly: if this is SERIOUS SEPTEMBER, did we have AWESOME AUGUST or is it AWESOME OCTOBER, even if it's not an alliteration?
kyle: mattly: This means that we're going to have reckless october
mattly: that doesn't even have similar vowel sounds
rick: actually i hope its just october
rick: i'm fucking sick of the non-meme
kyle: but it's what is going to happen
mattly: another one, for "Obscure October"
Jeremy M.: rick i'mma let you finish september but i just wanna say that october is one of the best months eva
Don’t approach women. Just have something to say when something should be...– What Would Don Draper Do? on approaching women
The life of a contractor (at 11am)
daniel: and i have to bill avg 6 hours a day
kyle: I managed to stay at home last night and billed 6.25
kyle: Now I need to make another 6.25 before like 7pm
daniel: that's mathematically possible
I try not to be ashamed of things i want to do. I hope my public foibles...– [Name redacted to protect the innocent]
merlin: [snip] No, it’s just that we know the weirdness. We know our weirdness. We trust in the regularity of that weirdness. And when that weirdness deviates into something we know is just clearly not our weirdly normal? Yeah, we say it: Hm. Now that is weird. Only Merlin would be able to make talking about the weather so terribly interesting (read the full entry). Aside from that,...
PS - GitHub guys. I am no-tea-totaller, but you need to layoff the constant...– Anonymous commenter Bahahahaha… sorry, can’t help but stop laughing at this. I don’t think people realize that we (geeks) just like to have fun. There may be drinking, but there’s a lot of good shit that comes out of the Github meetups. And work too. Last night I watched...
couch: Americans Observing 9/11 By Trying Not To Masturbate
Casual misogyny takes practice
Kyle & Daniel: [Long sequence of emojis]
Kyle: I don't even know what this means anymore
Daniel: You don't need to know, you're just a woman /draper
Kyle: Oh please. You're just angry because you can't have drinks with the men.
Daniel: Why don't you just have a Valium and lie down?
Kyle: You missed your psychiatrist appointment again, didn't you?
Daniel: You need to get away and relax. I booked a nice place upstate for you. The car will be here at 10. See that you aren't late. Me? Oh, I'll be fine, my hot secretary will take care of me
Kyle: Goddamnit, I am getting too drunk to play this game. You win this round Danielle.
There has been a flurry of wadded panties all over the net over the...– On the Verdana/Futura Ikea thing Isn’t that an interesting thought. Hm.
Kyle: Man, my social networks are colliding
Kyle: I mean
Kyle: If it's someone's birthday
Kyle: Do you a) send them a note on twitter b) send them a note on facebook c) send them an email d) send them a text message e) tell them in person?
Kyle: Given you have them added on all networks and already have plans to hang out on their birthday
Chris: cut off all ties
Keeping tabs on your son or daughter through Facebook & Twitter